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This is a test…

This is a test of the emergency broad in a cast system.  Had there been a real broad in a cast I would deny having ever laid a hand on her.  This concludes the only test of the emergency broad in a cast system.  We now resume your regular broadcast schedule…

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Vote For Me

I am Thomas Kinder and I am running for President of Missouri…  after we secede from the union!

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